Today in the Telegraph, the tale of how Maggie the Iron Terrier was lost and found … by Twitter.
- "Otherwise we're in deep trouble" is what used to be called, when they taught English properly, "foreshadowing". #masterchefau 2 weeks ago
- Marco Pierre is making this like the first act of Full Metal Jacket. #masterchefau 2 weeks ago
- How long's the chowder? "About six inches, but he's kinda self-conscious about it." #masterchefau 2 weeks ago
- If this dish doesn't work, they'll be even worse than the Iranians with the awful "blame the jus" routine #masterchef #currentaffairs 2 weeks ago
- "Under the impression..." #famouslastwords #masterchef 2 weeks ago
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