Wilford Brimley’s Gonna Kick Her Ass

OMG! Paula Deen’s been caught – the journo’s words, not mine – eating … wait for it … a cheeseburger. On a cruise ship. The horror.

Not only that, witnesses said the diabetes sufferer was “woolfing” it down.

Mitch Hedberg once observed that “Alcoholism is a disease, but it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having”, but I think we may just have to add diabetes to the list.

In the meantime, Deen’s got more trouble on her plate now that she has diabetes.

New York Nanny Mike Bloomberg just might cut her legs off.

And Wilford Brimley’s definitely gonna kick her ass.

UPDATE: Iowahawk sums it up.

 

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