Via David Thompson, news that scientists have invented a super-slippery bottle coating ideal for ketchup and anything else that gets gluggy. A great idea, but one that may have been too long coming for its own good: When was the last time you bought ketchup in a glass bottle, and not one of those glug-eliminating plastic squeezy numbers? (Don’t get me wrong, I still prefer glass).
Still, cool video.
Prick With A Fork 
Ketchup? I’ve never seen the stuff, never mind bought it. The only place I’ve ever encountered it is in Donald Duck comics, I didn’t know what it was then, & I don’t now. I’m almost inclined to google to find out what it is.
Shake, shake the tomato bottle,
Some’ll come,
And then a lot’ll.