Queensland MP Peter Dowling could have saved himself a lot of trouble if he’d just read this site.
As anyone who drops by knows, the red wine goes in The Prick — not the other way around!
Makes you wonder what kinda piss he likes to drink
And a dick head on the red wine with it.
Let’s not let a small thing like that come between a bloke and his electorate given he was obviously trying to create a new recipe for Coq au vin
I’m reminded of the old joke about a rabbi, minster and priest who decided to go skinny dipping one impulsive afternoon. As they finished their swim and were just getting out of the water, they stumbled across a large group of people where their clothes were hanging.
The Rabbi and priest immediately covered their “MP Area” with their hands, while the Minster covered his face! After the group left and the clergymen had regained their modesty, the priest asked the minster why he had covered his face instead of the ol’ twig-n-berries.
The minster replied, “I’m not sure about your congregations, but in mine, they would recognize my face.”
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