Who says Canberra is boring? Down in the ACT, one poor gent has taken the “prick with a fork” concept a little too far:
Canberra doctors removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man’s penis after a bizarre sexual mishap.
The 70-year-old arrived at the Canberra Hospital emergency department with a bleeding sexual organ.
He told doctors he had inserted the 10cm dining fork into his urethra almost 12 hours earlier in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.