Today in the Telegraph, the tale of how Maggie the Iron Terrier was lost and found … by Twitter.
- There's some sort of rumour going around that Twitter doesn't like eggnog. Please tell me this isn't true. 46 minutes ago
- @BoredTweeter55 @gabster0191 I'll believe it when I see Williamsburg hipsters drinking tinnies of VB. 1 hour ago
- @gabster0191 "You can get it checking your privilege, you can get it at a quidditch scrimmage, you can get it any old time..." 1 hour ago
- @gabster0191 They're not very blokey blokes. 1 hour ago
- Am I the only one who thinks this butter atomiser is a sin against all that is good? 1 hour ago
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