Balmain Review: Balls to the Wall at Mezebar

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Supermenler!

When Mrs Prick and I head out for some foodie-type event, tasting, degustation, what have you, the deal is always that if any offal shows up, I eat it. I can deal; she can’t stand the stuff. But as we got ready to head out the door one recent evening, a more disturbing codicil was added to the rulebook:

“Babe, you’re gonna have to eat my balls.”

Now hold on a second, I said: Just because we’re heading to Balmain, home to all things trendy and transgressive, and by the way the Prick is open-minded as the next fellow, well, there are limits both of physiognomy and taste at play here.

“No, I mean, look at this menu: Lamb’s testicles. I’m not going near them. If the chef serves them up, you’re eating mine.”

And thus it was with a sense of both trepidation and relief that we attended a semi-regular get-together of our little corner of the fooderati world, organised by the one and only Vanity Fare at Mezebar, Somer Sivrioglu’s casual Turkish diner downstairs from his more formal Efendy. Chefs including Darren Templeman from the much-loved Atelier were along for the ride as were the likes of Adam Moore and the brains behind Studio Neon. Fellow web-heads were in abundance as well including our mates from Local Sprouts and The Food Dept.

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Yeni Raki: The original, and still the best.

But enough name-dropping, what of the food? (And for the record, we Pricks were paying our own way, as was everybody else: This was no blogger’s freebie organised by a junior PR girlie to tick the social media box on a client agreement and “generate buzz”.)

Like many other restaurants these days, Mezebar/Efendy banks on a double-barrelled approach. Downstairs things are less formal, more lounge-like, cozy with a fantastic collection of Turkish movie posters. Upstairs it’s a bit more schmick. The model makes sense, even if it is risky (though what isn’t in Sydney’s current restaurant economy?). Claude’s in Woollahra seems to be making a go of this sort of set-up; Matt Kemp’s attempt to similarly reinvent Balzac in Randwick, one of the Pricks’ favourite restaurants once upon a time, as the Montpelier Public House didn’t work out so well.

Sivrioglu’s cooking is familiar enough to be recognisable to Australians who understand that Turkish food is more than a late-night doner, but turned up and twisted enough to be sophisticated and surprising as well. Flavours and spicing are rich but judicious and never over the top; big but well-rounded flavours survived the jar of addictively hot pickled chilies we picked at as palate-cleansers between courses.

Little discs of bread served with dishes olive oil opened the batting – thankfully, neither Australia nor Turkey ever joined the EU, keeping things legal in this department – and what looked like pools of balsamic vinegar revealed pomegranate instead. Humus, again, lovely. Then some sausages with a capsicum dip: now we’re talking. A dish of liver – often controversial, and generally not the Prick’s first choice – was redolent of sumac and onions, crisp and deep and a little smoky. For this site’s money, a good contender for dish of the night. Mrs Prick doesn’t know what she missed.

And then … the lamb’s testicles. And what else could I do but what Mrs Prick asked?

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May contain nuts.

Now  the trick to this sort of thing is to not think too hard about it. Just as Peter Pan told his charges that the moment they doubted their ability to fly they would crash, the moment you doubt your ability to choke down this sort of thing, well, you choke. Fortunately, I held it together long enough to take my medicine and follow it a heady draught of raki, ready to move on to richer and more savoury – in every sense of the word – dishes. Yes, some people love this sort of thing. And some people don’t feel they have to eat things on a dare, to be polite, or to show up those more demure. I am neither of these sorts of people, as it turns out.

Borek – fried filled parcels of dough – came next, served up almost like little Turkish sliders. An eggplant dolma in tomato sauce brought back memories of student dinners in Istanbul after days spent trekking through what seemed like every mosque and museum in what used to be Christendom. A hot pot of raki-infused salmon got big ticks all around. Veal koftes were stunning, an order of magnitude past the usual dried out rissoles a la Turko one usually gets, utterly tender and sweet and could have easily survived without their sauce. To finish? Baklava and Turkish coffee, of course, the latter declined because sometimes a Prick just wants to get some sleep.

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Slammin’ salmon

Besides being a helluva lot of fun, the whole evening was an excellent reminder that Turkish cuisine is far more sophisticated than most Australians credit. Without attributing too much to the power of gastronomy, this sort of cooking can even be an invitation to re-think our thoughts on Turkey, which Australians too often think of either through the boozy, sentimental prism of Gallipoli or the boozy, often violent, late-night kebab: A Eugene O’Neill play by way of the Levant. Mezebar shows there’s a lot more to it than that and stands as an invitation to discover for those who have not yet had the pleasure.  Check it out. And tell ‘em the Prick sent ya.
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6 Responses to Balmain Review: Balls to the Wall at Mezebar

  1. PJ says:

    Well written food commentary makes me really hungry.

  2. Dr Duck says:

    Back in the early 80′s, during the heyday of nouvelle cuisine, I often used to work late and listen to the radio. One of the Sydney commercial stations networked with a station in Melbourne, and on Thursday night they used to send a reporter out to dinner at each of the cities. The reporter used to call in after each course (this was before handheld mobile phones became widely available so they must have used the restaurant’s landline or public phone) and give an episodic review of the meal. The show was a pleasant diversion over a few hours.

    Anyway, I’ll never forget a traumatised reporter ringing in to tell us about a dish of pig’s testicle. His main comment was around the tendency in nouvelle cuisine to under cook most things, and the reporter could not recommend the experience of rare pig’s testicle.

    There was also the scene in the novel Zorba the Greek, in which a dish of fried testicles is greatly appreciated by Zorba at castration time, eaten while the pigs are still loudly protesting their treatment. The narrator, a shellshocked Englishman, did not relish the experience.

    I like nearly all offal and like the good Prick nearly always order it when I see it on a menu, but I’m not sure about testicles, though!

  3. anon says:

    As a teen, I worked on a farm where the practice was to de-ball lambs with a pair of shears and a knife with a hook on one end. The shears were used to cut the top off the ball sack and to mules around the bum. The hook on the end of the knife was used to hook the balls out. The knife was then used to cut the tail off. It was a pretty bloody experience – thank goodness rubber rings came along.

    Some of my co-workers were fond of lighting a fire near the mulesing cradle and tossing the odd fat lamb’s tail onto it for a snack. I never got a taste for it. A few raw balls were swallowed as a dare – but the trick there is to cut the vas deferns off first – otherwise the ball gets stuck halfway down your throat with the tube hanging out of your mouth.

    The sheep dogs couldn’t get enough of the mountain of balls we cut out. That was enough to put me off balls for good.

  4. It would be quite funny to say ‘Prick sent me’ when visiting Meze Bar ;-). Sounds like you might have ordered everything on the menu?

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