Having nearly suffered an unfortunate case of head-explosion trying to sort out his Senate preferences on the NSW ballot paper, the Prick has decided what politics is missing is not another crazy single-issue party, but a crazy multi-issue party.

Ladies and gentlemen, join the Prick as we launch the Foie-tine Australia Party, or FAP for short.

Our manifesto is simple.

• We are PRO foie gras, PRO martinis, and PRO anyone who shows up with another sack of ice.
• We are AGAINST your neighbour’s sub-woofer, particularly if you weren’t invited to the party.
• We welcome boat people, especially when they invite us out for a sail.
• And our policy on carbon is simple: It belongs firmly encrusted on the outside of a ribeye, where God intended.

So come along. Join the fun.

FAP with us.

For a foie-tastic Australia.

This message authorised by Prick With a Fork, Inner-West Sydney.