Having nearly suffered an unfortunate case of head-explosion trying to sort out his Senate preferences on the NSW ballot paper, the Prick has decided what politics is missing is not another crazy single-issue party, but a crazy multi-issue party.
Ladies and gentlemen, join the Prick as we launch the Foie-tine Australia Party, or FAP for short.
Our manifesto is simple.
- We are PRO foie gras, PRO martinis, and PRO anyone who shows up with another sack of ice.
- We are AGAINST your neighbour’s sub-woofer, particularly if you weren’t invited to the party.
- We welcome boat people, especially when they invite us out for a sail.
- And our policy on carbon is simple: It belongs firmly encrusted on the outside of a ribeye, where God intended.
So come along. Join the fun.
FAP with us.
For a foie-tastic Australia.
This message authorised by Prick With a Fork, Inner-West Sydney.
Sign me up. I’ll bring the ice and a great bottle of something.
I’m sure you looked up the definition of FAP before producing this post:
Well, yes, but the best jokes don’t require explanation…
How about a handout or some kind of entitlement for single people once in a blue moon just so we can feel like everyone else! They dont seem to get anything.
Party members get free martinis at FAP HQ.