Been a long time between drinks, but the Prick has found a new home at the national daily, The Australian. First up: What happens when a Prick is forced to maintain a modicum of health and domestic accord and has to go on a “body transformation” diet. You won’t believe what happens next!
Prick With A Fork 
Missed you Prick.
Your article in the Oz today was a cracker, but they have not enabled comments! Is that because there have been lots of abusive comments on your previous efforts? (Wouldn’t have thought so – you are no Phillip Adams – his columns are a complete waste of space but at least the comments are always very funny and inventive – a thousand different ways to say “this is crap”.)
Thanks – not sure about comments, try letters@theaustralian.com.au if you want to weigh in perhaps? Cheers!