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Here at Stately Prick Manor we no longer describe someone as being drunk, trollied, pissed, or maggot. The new preferred term is, “non-sharia compliant”. Which pretty much, with all due respect to this site’s Islamic readership (I know you’re out … Continue reading →

Hands up who remembers the old Gowings department store? Somewhere in the back of a cupboard the Prick still has an old shirt from there bought maybe ten years ago, a durable bastard it was if it’s still around, and … Continue reading →

Sighted somewhere in the US, caffeinated cheese: Some enterprising locals need to import this to Sydney by the boatload.

“So what you’re saying is that we’ll either wind up having the best meal of our lives or spend the next week in hospital with listeria,” said Mrs Prick as our Silver Service snaked its way through the back streets … Continue reading →

… when the local free magazine hits your mailbox and the adopt-a-dog page features a pooch named Tumblr: Seriously, though, congratulations to the folks at The Nest on their launch. It’s got the same look and feel – and may … Continue reading →

Another guest post from the Three Little Pricks, who spent much of the day learning to make pasta – and doing a fine job of it, too! – down at Alexandria’s Salt Meats Cheese… Today, my brothers Eli, Kip, and … Continue reading →

Hard to know where to come down on this one. On the one hand, there’s NSW Upper House watermelon (Green on the outside, Red on the inside) Senator Lee Rhiannon, sour-faced Soviet sympathiser, enemy of good times, and commissar of … Continue reading →

For those so inclined, blogger Matthew Shaffer has turned out a brilliant little parable about a government attempt to guarantee universal access to food: James was not, at first, sure how he would go about using his new agency to … Continue reading →

At ease, fast food purveyors, junk food manufacturers, and point-of-sale lolly vendors of all stripes. The Public Health Industry has cracked the childhood obesity code, and the problem is … big plates: DISHING up your child’s dinner on an adult-sized … Continue reading →

Sad news from the wine retail world, via Huon Hooke and an email which just lobbed in: One of Sydney’s finest independent wine retailers, Ultimo Wine Centre, has been sold to Coles and will become a Vintage Cellars store. Ending … Continue reading →