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Cooking By the Numbers: Sockeye Salmon, 20-20-20-50 Style

So while the Prick breaks through a bit of writer’s block borne of trying to shove more ideas and tangents into a simple restaurant post than a David Foster Wallace novel, how about a little more home cooking? On the … Continue reading

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Home Cooking: Duck, Jerusalem Artichokes, Radish, Beans, Onions

This isn’t much of a home-cooking site, but here’s a little something I prepared earlier that rates a mention:   Inspiration and initial recipe via Katie at Local Sprouts, this is a fun dish to play with because it involves … Continue reading

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You’re Doing it Wrong

Who says Canberra is boring? Down in the ACT, one poor gent has taken the “prick with a fork” concept a little too far: Canberra doctors removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man’s  penis after a bizarre sexual … Continue reading

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Lord of the Lies, or, Why I’m a Prick About Fake Meat

Yesterday the Prick went and got in all sorts of trouble because he went and, in the middle of an otherwise perfectly innocuous restaurant post, hanged shit on The Smiths, a band whose many fans apparently form a very tight … Continue reading

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Titillate Your Ocelot at Oscillate Wildly

You know that scene in The Simpsons where Principal Skinner yells way too loudly in a cafeteria argument with Mrs Krabappel, “Oh come on, Edna! We both know these children have no future!”, only to have to walk it back … Continue reading

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Come Back to the Pet Food Aisle, Billie Dean, Billie Dean

Remember the case of the Melbourne vegans who almost killed their kitten by inflicting their beliefs on the poor thing? They’re not the only ones: A CAN of Whiskas and a cuddle aren’t all that’s expected of the new-age pet … Continue reading

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Drinking Problem

Queensland MP Peter Dowling could have saved himself a lot of trouble if he’d just read this site. As anyone who drops by knows, the red wine goes in The Prick — not the other way around!

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Drone Struck

The Sydney Morning Herald‘s “Good Food” section, 4 May 2013: The next time you feel the urge for fresh Mexican food, just look up. A taco-toting drone may be circling. Researchers at the Darwin Aerospace laboratory in San Francisco have … Continue reading

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The Kidults Aren’t Alright, or, the Chur Burger that Ate Sydney

Sydneysiders, back me up here: Surry Hills, for all its glories, is also just ever-so-slightly ridiculous. You know what I mean. The blow-in hipsters. The Saturday afternoon Crown Street kaftan parade. It’s all a bit of a scene. Add to … Continue reading

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Go Ikkyu Self! Plus, Was Terry Durack (For Once!) Right About Ippudo?

In his marvellous Momofuku cookbook – treasured even more for the stories than the recipes – David Chang talks about his youthful obsession with ramen and how at one stage it led him from a respectable middle-class life in America … Continue reading

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