Fishy Business

Barramundi, grilled prawns, spinach, “Romesco-ish” sauce, basil oil: Image

Not the prettiest plate of food ever cooked at Stately Prick Manor, but notable for three things. One, it was healthy, and not just in the “yeah but cheese and cream prevent osteoporosis” sense of the term.  A bit of olive oil was the only fat involved, and the closest thing to “processed” food was a bit of Italian passata in the sauce.

Which was, if I say so myself, pretty damn good. I’m calling it “Romesco-ish”. Eschallots, garlic, every herb in the garden, the aforementioned passata, a few peeled and chopped tomatoes. And a pinch of cinnamon, which worked in an odd sort of way and gave it a big, punchy depth. We’ve got some left over and will stir the remainder through some spaghetti and mussels for lunch tomorrow.

Finally, the barramundi itself was cooked sous-vide, which turns out to be a highly successful way to do fish if you get your timings right. Thanks to a chef’s helpful tip the filets were done at 56 degrees C for 20 minutes with just a bit of olive oil in the bag, and then seared off in the pan. Moist, sweet and tender – ticked all the boxes.

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Bombay Busted

Making an evening G&T in the kitchen of Stately Prick Manor last night, young Nick With a Fork wanders in and starts examining the bottle of Bombay Sapphire on the counter.

“Dad, this doesn’t make any sense. It says on the back that they make this from a 1761 recipe , but Queen Victoria’s on the front. Wasn’t George king back then?”

Indeed, son, and well spotted. It was George III, in fact, but who’s counting? In a day and age when everyone is worried alcohol companies are sneakily marketing their wares to children, it’s nice to have a kid who sees through the booze lobby’s lies.

And in case anyone is concerned the boy might be learning about such reactionary tosh as kings and queens in school rather than important topics like colonial dispossession and climate change, don’t worry. He picked it up off the excellent Horrible Histories.

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Big Nanny, Stupid Kids

Australian students’ performance on international tests has lately come under fire, and now researchers wondering why we’re not measuring up are pointing to a surprising culprit:

A LACK of iodine may partly explain why Australian schoolchildren are being beaten in international tests by their counterparts in Korea, Singapore and Hong Kong, an expert on iodine deficiency says.

Writing for Fairfax Media, Cres Eastman, a professor of medicine at the University of Sydney and an internationally noted expert on iodine deficiency, says the top-performing education systems, including Singapore, Korea and Hong Kong, have diets that are rich in iodine, because of salt iodisation, and the consumption of fish and seaweed.

Eastman explains:

Iodine deficiency is not simply a consequence of poverty and poor nutrition confined to the people of the developing world. Work practice changes in the dairy industry in Australia over the past two decades has resulted in a decrease in iodine content in milk and dairy products, and this coupled with the reluctance of consumers to purchase iodised salt for home use has seen iodine deficiency appear as a significant public health problem in Australia.

The situation has been compounded by the reluctance of the local food industry to use iodised salt in food manufacturing and processing.

While he doesn’t come right out and name it, this decline in salt usage can likely be traced back to the public health lobby’s war on salt. Lower intellectual performance could thus be seen as a further unintended consequence of the demonisation of sodium chloride, a campaign which has a lot to answer for even as it stands out as one of the more bizarre, ill-thought out, and fanatical health crusades of the past hundred years (and there have been some doozies).

Of course, if Australians want to get more iodine into their diets, all they have to do is remove the ban on iodine-rich kombu, something the nervous Nellies in Canberra decided was far too dangerous for ordinary folk to be exposed to despite it being just fine for the long-lived and academically excellent Japanese who produce the stuff.

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Support Your Local Food Blogger

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Will the Prick have egg on his face?

So tonight’s the night: At 8:30pm AEDT the Lifestyle Channel will screen the first episode of the new series of Come Dine With Me featuring yours truly. The episode will also be available online. I have no idea what they’ve done in the editing suite but it’s sure to be entertaining viewing – perhaps more for you than for me!

Even if you are watching on Foxtel, do the Prick a favour click over the Come Dine With Me website and cast a vote for the Prick when the show is over. If you’re on the Twitter, tweet using the hashtag #jamesCDWMA and you could put me in the running for a “viewer’s choice award”. And of course feel free to get all catty about the other contestants’ food!

Fuller report after the show. Cheers!

Update: Twitter-voting is now open, via the CDWM site.

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Christmas Toys

So Santa Mrs Prick was very generous to the inhabitants of Stately Prick Manor this year and the batterie de cuisine is all the better for it. Two new toys rate a special mention. First off, a beautiful hand-hammered Shun santoku has me all but ready to send the old block of Globals off to the tip, or at least stick it in cupboard in anticipation of the government’s next buyback of potentially dangerous things. The word santoku comes  from the Japanese “three virtues” or “three uses” (i.e., slicing, dicing, and mincing) but it does a lot more than that, from breaking down birds and slicing meat to doing more delicate work with vegetables. First thing I did when I took it out of the box was slice a tomato in mid-air: it was like a TV commercial.

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The other fun kitchen present was an Oregon Scientific remote BBQ thermometer, which  comes with a control unit that tells you what temperature your meat has hit wherever you are in the house. As your roast or whatever cruises towards the target temperature, a HAL-9000 voice – if HAL-9000 were a pleasant lady from the American Midwest – announces, “It’s almost done. It’s almost done.” The only caveat is that it is, presumably with liability in mind, too conservative about temperatures. Thus it suggests that lamb cooked (before resting, when the core temperature will continue to rise) to 63 degrees C will come out medium-rare. Desiccated is more like it , so if you invest in one rely on your own temperature targets, not the machine’s.

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Did Santa leave anything good in any readers’ kitchens this past year?

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Fowl Play

The other day the local poultry shop had, slightly improbably, some nice-looking guinea fowl all ready to go and I had, even less probably, a free afternoon (how is it that holidays are just as busy as regular work weeks?). So what better way to kill a few hours than making something new?

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The recipe was based on a dish we saw Ash Mair do during one of our marathon UK Masterchef viewing sessions, though I left out the morcilla (Mrs Prick isn’t a fan): You’ve got a breast of guinea fowl on a potato rosti with a ballotine of same on some wilted cabbage and leeks with a white onion purée, all with a nice sherry and apple cider sauce. Came up pretty well, and I was very, very happy with the sauce, which was a reduction of the sherry-stock-apple cider braise used for the wings and thighs and involved a lot of slow cooking and skimming and straining. The white onion purée was a revelation as well; perhaps paradoxically I thinned it with some cream to get the right texture and de-power it somewhat lest it take over  the dish. Next time around, though, I’ll pack the ballotine a little more tightly and roast off the bird’s crown a little more gently.

The question of what to drink with the dish kicked off a minor debate on Twitter; ultimately we went with a nice ’08 Margan limited edition shiraz which worked well but may have been a bit too restrained in hindsight. In the end, I suspect a good Bordeaux would have been just the thing.

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Glebe Review: Restaurant Atelier

Restaurant Atelier in Glebe is one of those restaurants the Pricks have followed for ages but only recently had the chance to try – not once, but twice, and in two very different circumstances. And in the interest of avoiding the old journo’s sin of “burying the lead”, Atelier is the sort of place that has no trouble shifting gears between spit-roasting pigs during the day and turning out eight or nine courses of clever, inventive, yet still classically informed, high-end bistro cooking (bistronomie, as it were) at night.

By way of backstory we had always heard good things about Atelier, which lives in a sandstone cottage down the business end of Glebe Point Road. Countless times over the past few years Mrs Prick and I would have walked by, ducked up to have a look at the menu, and said, “we really ought to get in there one of these days”.

The case was bolstered one afternoon last year we picked the Little Pricks up from school and heard all about “the chef who came in to class and made mango spaghetti”; we soon figured out it was in fact Atelier’s Darren Templeman. On the general assumption that anyone willing to introduce children to the delights of molecular gastronomy is the Prick’s sort of fellow, we underlined the point in our heads, reminding ourselves again, “No, really, we really ought to go to Atelier one of these nights”.

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These little piggies went to Atelier!

But of course life gets in the way and it wasn’t until the Pricks received an invitation to a Sunday pig roast last month that we actually darkened Chef Darren’s door and met the man and his wife, Bernadette, who runs front-of-house. A couple of porkers turning away over the heat is not necessarily for the squeamish or the militant, but for the Pricks and their foodie confederates, the day produced one of the best pigs they had ever had and formed a fine way to spend an afternoon. Hell, even the cous cous was good, and how often can one say that? Atelier does these sorts of events regularly, and all a Prick can say is that if you’re of a carnivorous bent, this is not to be missed.

Fast-forward a few weeks and a few of the gang are looking to get together over the holidays, and it was back to Atelier and degustations all around. This being the holidays, we had the joint almost to ourselves, which wasn’t bad, because (a) it’s cozy and house-like and not some over-designed restaurant space that only feels like it’s working when it’s heaving with people and (b) our group can get a little loud. Fortunately no shaggy-haired restaurant critics were in the house for us to ruin their meal.

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Prawns and pig. The best surf-‘n’-turf ever.

In any case, any remaining readers who have made it this far are probably saying, Fine, great, but what the hell did you have!? Well, bread, butter, and a jar of house-made pork rillettes to start. An amuse built around a single, simply-dressed scallop, delicately seared. A gentle plate of kingfish sashimi “officially” opened the batting of the dego – and for a moment the table was worried that everything would be beautiful but pitched so high we would have to quiten down to hear the flavours. Not to worry: Venison carpaccio saved the day, with, from memory, elderberries, radishes, and other elements that were best rolled up with a slice of the meat and popped into the gob like a little burrito. Boom. Then some prawns, done confit (in oil, apparently, to which the Prick says, why not with butter next time?), with a little morsel of pork belly, topped with a pair of sweet and peppery yarrow leaves (a new one for the Pricks). Course of the night.

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Venison: Oh, deer!

Others followed: a lovely cylinder of poached John Dory with béarnaise and fennel. Very French with the bearnaise, and the fennel pollen smelled great at the table, but there was some disagreement over whether the fennel on the plate was a bit too much. Duck, two ways (Szechuan breast, and a rich, salty, soft, cruchy little nugget of fried confit which, as a confirmed duck confit lover, I would love to learn how to replicate. We even forgave the kitchen for sending it out on a board). Lamb, again two ways: very, very lamby and meaty and paired with an awesome 2006 Tasmanian cabernet I am kicking myself for not noting the name of, though the shoulder component let us down somewhat, lacking that soft fall-apart quality one hopes for in the slow-cooked cut. While we’re on the subject there were a number of excellent and interesting wines, including a lovely white Châteauneuf-duPape, poured throughout the night. Perhaps I should have been taking discreet notes, but I was having too much fun.

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All rise for the souffle…

Cheeses, then desserts (though we could have gone the other way, the French order of batting won the toss). Of the former, the stand-out stab-your-neighbour-with-a-cheese-knife-to-get-the-last-piece winner was a hunk of morbier. Of the latter, it was hard to choose between the chocolate “delice” with house-made ice cream or the tropical fruit soufflé with its very clever milkshake and mango ice cream accompaniments (“No-no-no! Wait! I’ve got instructions!” laughed Bernadette, rushing back from the kitchen when she saw us about to attack: unless you’re a confirmed food separatist, the deal is that you open the soufflé, and add a bit of milkshake and ice cream. Got it. Good.)

The Templemans (Templemen? Templepeople?) have been in business for ten years, eight in the same location on Glebe Point Road. This makes them old-timers in a neighbourhood that would not have had much in the way of fine dining when they arrived and stayers in a city whose industry is too often a hyped-up parody of Schumpeter’s notion of “creative destruction”. In this way Restaurant Atelier cuts against the grain, and as any chef knows, cutting against the grain is how you get the best results. If you haven’t been already, don’t be like us and faff around for years waiting to check the place out. Book in now. Tell ‘em the Prick sent you.
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Come Dine With Me Australia: The Reveal

The secret’s out: Tune in to Lifestyle Food on 8 January to see yours truly, the Prick With a Fork, go head-to-head on Australia’s most exciting competitive dinner party show, Come Dine With Me. Can’t say much more than that, except thank Christ they’ve got James Valentine doing the voiceover and not that British guy who makes everyone like a tosser!

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Manners Learnt

From San Francisco, a good idea:

IT’S dinnertime, and 6-year-old Joaquin Hurtado is staying in his seat. He hasn’t stood up, run around the table or wrestled with his little brother. Good thing. It wouldn’t take much unruly behavior to shatter the dishware or the mood in this upscale restaurant.

“This is a place where you come to eat,” the boy says softly, explaining nice manners. “It’s not a place to play.”

The place is Chenery Park, a restaurant with low lights, cloth napkins, $24 grilled salmon and “family night” every Tuesday. Children are welcome, with a catch: They are expected to behave — and to watch their manners, or learn them. Think upscale dining with training wheels.

While the Little Pricks’ table manners are generally pretty good – and frankly, they’re better at “inside voices” than their parents – this seems like an idea that could take off in Sydney should an enterprising restaurateur be looking to increase turnover mid-week. Though it would require commitment on the part of both owner and guest, such an event could be its own reward:

Mr. Kowal himself can sometimes come across as hurried and even brusque. He has been known to scold parents, too. He once reprimanded a woman for talking on her phone and ignoring her son, who was yelling loudly. The woman was offended and told Mr. Kowal she wouldn’t be going back. He responded that that was her choice, and the people at nearby tables applauded.

Another night, two families were sitting at adjoining tables. At one of them, a 5-year-old starting yelling and jumping up and down.

“The second or third time it happened, one of the kids at the other table goes over to the one jumping up and down and said, ‘You can’t do that,’” Mr. Kowal recalled. “That was the best.”

How about it, Sydney? Any restaurants up to the challenge of helping the next generation of customers learn how to use a fish knife and gracefully send back a corked bottle?

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A New Year’s Thought

Wouldn’t it be nice to wake up to a bunch of end-of-year newspaper articles about taxes that will be lowered and freedoms that will be restored?

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